We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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