HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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