Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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