I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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