Someone shit on the floor
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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