You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Pappa wants mamma naked
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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