i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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