Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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