I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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