dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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