My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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