i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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