do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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