So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
