:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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