Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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