So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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