The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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