i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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