If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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