I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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