i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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