I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I am spending my child support on dildos
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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