Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
we made out on top of his cat.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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