So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
