it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my phone needs a breathalizer
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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