she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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