brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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