Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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