Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
