He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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