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Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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