Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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