Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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