This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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