I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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