He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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