a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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