the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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