never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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