I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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