Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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