Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
