Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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