Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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