ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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