I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
ttyl tear gas
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
