Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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