Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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