But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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